I have never been so embarrassed for a l-o-n-g time.
I went to the beautician's today for a bit of a .... groom. You know: eyebrows etc... (ETC)
I wore the oldest undies I had.
I forgot they were going to be seen.
I couldn't stop apologizing. They were rather holey
When I put them on this morning I had visions of my Mum and being hit by a bus
It was a warning but not enough to deter me
Jeez Louise!! That will learn me....
Anything embarrass you lately?
Ciao for now...