I want to change my bedroom around. Why? Just because. That's why. Because it is what I do. It is me-thing, to swap furniture around. It's my hobbie!! It is who I am. It is what I do. My motto? just do it! But.......... here is the thing. I can't physically move the bed. Way too heavy. We have this bamboo-mattress that is too darn heavy. Even for me, elbow grease and towel in hand!! There is another reason too. The Silver Fox. He sort of, well, won't move his position....... Hmmmmmm. I've mentioned this before. He likes to lie East/West..... The thing is I'm not sure I really believe it. This need to lie East/West. Help me out Bloggers. Is it a boy thing? Is it because he has this magnetic attraction thing going on? .....I don't get it. I've moved him around the bedroom for y-e-a-r-s!!! In fact, if you try to walk around in the dark in my house, you will get a bruised shin for your troubles because you will n-e-v-e-r remember what the furniture layout is. I am a blind person's nemesis!! Sorry. It is true. You get the picture. Unprompted by me and not knowing I am writing this, Miss T has just come in and asked me if she can move her bedroom around!!! See! It is genetic. It is an inherited trait. But. The Silver Fox is stifling my creativity!! As a child I literally couldn't sleep if my Mum changed my bedroom around. I was so e-x-c-i-t-e-d!!! (Imagine if you will, when the flannelet sheets were put on!!! My sister and I shared a room and one of us would get marched off to my Mum's bed because the excitement was too much and there was way too much commotion). I digress!!
The Silver Fox. What am I to do with him? I can't r-e-a-l-l-y do it can I? Without his agreement?.... Heck, the just Martha of a few years ago would have gone ahead without a backwards glance. But. Here is the thing. I need him to help. So, I think he might notice.... And, if I ask another male with muscles to move my bed, well, that's not really right is it? Sort of ..... overstepping the boundary really. Bit hard to explain to the partners...'oh yes I was just helping Martha to move her bed'............ You get the picture. So, for now I will just have to work on the Silver Fox with my secret power........ 'The L-o-o-k'. I only use it for good you know..... never evil..... Stay tuned. This is a work in progress...
Ciao for now